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ITS A TOUGH JOB MARKET: I just got dinged from a basic clerical position

http://imgur.com/a/iYs1q Position only required HS degree...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/16/17
just start your own biz bro
boner_police
  06/16/17
I'm trying bro. But I need more $$$
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/16/17
get money
boner_police
  06/16/17
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LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
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LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/16/17
60wpm lol, do u have arthritis or something
united states poast office
  06/16/17
Position only required 40wpm. And I submitted my scores and ...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/16/17
someone who was better looking also applied
boner_police
  06/16/17
They probably want a woman. I'm gunna sue their asses for ge...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/16/17
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peterman (retired)
  06/16/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  06/17/17
maybe they don't want a 32 yr old 5'3" jew?
MoreDoughHi
  06/16/17
u dropped ur mic
Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread
  06/16/17
I am a 24 yo Hispanic male
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/16/17
So 5'2"?
Poast Malone
  06/17/17
5'8" with a girthy cock
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
you're a flight risk, breh.
Jacques Webster
  06/16/17
Download Mavis Beacon now. Get your shit together.
Poast Malone
  06/17/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  06/17/17
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Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard
  06/17/17
those jobs are for women breh. are you stupid or retarded? y...
prince never spins
  06/17/17
Same thing happened to me when I applied for various office ...
evan39
  06/17/17
Moast jobs want women. Especially non-tech in-house. At leas...
Poast Malone
  06/17/17
I've been dinged for HR positions several times already. The...
evan39
  06/17/17
They take tons of gays too though. Need to be less misanthro...
Poast Malone
  06/17/17
Yup, it's just like getting a boyfriend - gotta butch it up ...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  06/17/17
Aim for flyover, not D.C./2d/9th Circuits.
CapTTTainFalcon
  06/17/17
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potluck
  06/17/17
can't tell you how many hundreds of low level office positio...
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  06/17/17
Why were you dinged? Do u have work now? How do we get jobs ...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
companies aren't too keen on adding late 30s former lawyers ...
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  06/17/17
Well I'm 25 and live with my parents. I guess we're all just...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
on the bright side, i think you'll still end up with somethi...
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  06/17/17
Hopefully. Clock is ticking. If not I'll just move to Mexico...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
Godspeed brother. Maybe sucking up to some ljl "entrepr...
Poast Malone
  06/17/17
...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
This is why I went expat. Literally too difficult to find wo...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  06/17/17
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,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  06/17/17
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Ellen Pao
  06/17/17
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LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
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LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
Job market = hope you have engineering or CS, because otherw...
The Joy and Dignity of Labor
  06/17/17
i would if i didn't have a family
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
, the autoadmit story
stapp
  06/17/17
...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
Take out a small loan and sell Italian ices on the beach - f...
Handsome Man Patrol
  06/17/17
1. I have no credit 2. I'm only 25 3. Banks discrimina...
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
How many kids do you have?
Mohels & Bottles
  06/17/17
None. Single.
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
You said above you had a family
Mohels & Bottles
  06/17/17
Live with parents and help them out.
LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17
What happened to the 55k position
chandler
  06/17/17
Just think, if you had focused on building passive income in...
Captain Save-a-Ho
  06/17/17
how do you only type 60wpm? are you a boomer?
baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership
  06/17/17
lol
part and parcel
  06/17/17
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LAPD officer on paid administrative leave
  06/17/17


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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

http://imgur.com/a/iYs1q

Position only required HS degree. I have college.

Position required 40wpm. I wrote 60wpm.

I feel like a baby boomer will get this position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33575992)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: boner_police

just start your own biz bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33575997)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

I'm trying bro. But I need more $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576015)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: boner_police

get money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576025)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:33 AM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579057)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576022)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: united states poast office (uspo)

60wpm lol, do u have arthritis or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576029)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

Position only required 40wpm. And I submitted my scores and still got rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576059)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: boner_police

someone who was better looking also applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576066)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

They probably want a woman. I'm gunna sue their asses for gender discrimination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576132)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: peterman (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576032)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579087)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

maybe they don't want a 32 yr old 5'3" jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576072)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread

u dropped ur mic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576093)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

I am a 24 yo Hispanic male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576099)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Poast Malone

So 5'2"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579061)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:09 AM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

5'8" with a girthy cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579106)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: Jacques Webster

you're a flight risk, breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33576149)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:35 AM
Author: Poast Malone

Download Mavis Beacon now. Get your shit together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579059)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579088)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard (darnellchadjamal@gmail.com )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583439)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:35 AM
Author: prince never spins

those jobs are for women breh. are you stupid or retarded? you were never getting that job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579060)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:44 AM
Author: evan39

Same thing happened to me when I applied for various office positions recently. I couldn't even get an interview. I have a feeling they want women for these jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579068)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:54 AM
Author: Poast Malone

Moast jobs want women. Especially non-tech in-house. At least you're gay and can probably slip through somewhere like hr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579080)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: evan39

I've been dinged for HR positions several times already. These jobs are almost entirely staffed by women and blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579083)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Poast Malone

They take tons of gays too though. Need to be less misanthropic and more stereotypical in your interviews unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579090)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

Yup, it's just like getting a boyfriend - gotta butch it up and dumb it down. They don't wanna hire a Judy Garland fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579138)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Aim for flyover, not D.C./2d/9th Circuits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579078)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33582941)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

can't tell you how many hundreds of low level office positions i've applied to and been dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579084)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

Why were you dinged? Do u have work now? How do we get jobs these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579105)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:28 AM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

companies aren't too keen on adding late 30s former lawyers who don't want to work in law anymore and who don't have years of specialized experience in other industries. they look at you like a leper.

i gave teaching HS a shot last fall, bc it is one of the few professions that are desperate for anyone who wants a career change, but then they only paid me like 37k or something and it was pure hell.

then i got a sales job and actually set a record for a new hire, but the office environment was full of nasty toxic people and i hated having to spend 10 hrs a week on the phone with ppl constantly listening to my calls.

right now i am doing sort of consultant-ish work with horrible hours and a lot of stress, so still applying like crazy trying to find something decent.

i'm not sure what the answer is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579128)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

Well I'm 25 and live with my parents. I guess we're all just fucked. My parents btw are Mexican who earn good $$$ doing service jobs in OC lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579135)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:36 AM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

on the bright side, i think you'll still end up with something, bc you are young enough where you can hopefully get entry level in something and won't be looked at so skeptically for wanting to get out of what people who don't know any better think is the prestigious and high paying profession of law (ljl)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579145)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:44 AM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

Hopefully. Clock is ticking. If not I'll just move to Mexico or attempt to marry into wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579158)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: Poast Malone

Godspeed brother. Maybe sucking up to some ljl "entrepreneur" convincing him to do what you like for his "company" to get some lines on your resume is the best way out of this misery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579163)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579468)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:03 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

This is why I went expat. Literally too difficult to find work in America. Now even a degree and experience isn't enough. BUT living there as landed gentry with $audi petro-ca$h is the bee's knees. You have to arbitrage this stuff just like they do to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33579099)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;: (¡Adios, America!)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33582019)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Ellen Pao



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33582666)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583328)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33581796)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: The Joy and Dignity of Labor (Dork Enlightenment)

Job market = hope you have engineering or CS, because otherwise you may as well blow your brains out right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33581805)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:31 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

i would if i didn't have a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33582007)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: stapp

, the autoadmit story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33582031)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33582118)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Handsome Man Patrol ( )

Take out a small loan and sell Italian ices on the beach - fuck that corporate shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583023)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

1. I have no credit

2. I'm only 25

3. Banks discriminate against Latinos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583327)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Mohels & Bottles

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583338)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

None. Single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583430)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Mohels & Bottles

You said above you had a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583458)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave

Live with parents and help them out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583465)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: chandler

What happened to the 55k position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583025)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Captain Save-a-Ho

Just think, if you had focused on building passive income instead of what the fuck ever else you were doing, you wouldn't be in this predicament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583046)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: baby boomer espousing benefits of home ownership

how do you only type 60wpm? are you a boomer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583053)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: part and parcel (To the moon!)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583436)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: LAPD officer on paid administrative leave



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649918&forum_id=2#33583693)